1. Punk Rock Academy
2. Happy Birthday Ralph
3. Goalie
4. 80's Bastard
5. People in This Computer Lab Should Shut the Hell Up
6. Waiting Room (Fugazi cover)
7. Jenny S.
8. Philadelphia
9. Meatball
10. Happy Birthday General
11. Sting Cannot Possibly Be the Same Guy Who Was in the Police
12. Me and My Black Metal Friends
13. 180 lbs.
14. Break Down the Walls (Youth of Today cover)
15. You Took Me By Surprise (Andrew Dick cover)
16. Reset the Crotchelator
17. Connor, Welcome
18. No Head
19. Pat and Atom are Friends
20. No Way DNA